"I've heard you're really funny." -MY HAIR STYLIST

"Wait....so what you're saying is that there's a segment of the population who still wears Birkenstocks? That's just crazy talk." - HERMAN TURNIP, BLOGGER AND ALL AROUND GOOD GUY

"I'm glad I'm not the only one with a spatula in her guest bedroom." - ANNA LEFLER, AUTHOR OF THE CHICKTIONARY

"You are hilarious. You should be writing for me." - TINA FEY IN A DREAM I HAD THE OTHER NIGHT